It's the middle of dinner. Jake is eating the remainder of the cottage cheese out of the container. He suddenly shouts out,
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME THE LIQUOR?
Tom replies,
I don't believe we have any in the house right now, Jake. Can I offer you some wine?
Ethan and Emma proceed to go nuts,
He means alcohol! He means alcohol! He wants some BEER!
Mom manages to calm everyone down by handing Jake the spatula,
Is this what you mean, Jakey?
Jake,
Yeah
Mom,
Why do you call it the liquor?
Jake,
Because you lick it.
12 comments:
I'm going to be laughing for a long time today about this!! :)
now...that was pretty funny. :)
Hilarious.
I'm so glad you live on the other side of the country and can't influence my children with all your wickedness.
I want to eat dinner at your table!!
I loved this post!!! What a crack up. Tom is the winner of this funniest moment though, with that comment!
I love how you know just what he really wants. Moms are pretty awesome that way.
I read this to Mike last night, he was laughing out loud.
Oh we need to come have dinner with you guys again! Always a pleasure in more ways than one!
Lovin it!
HAHAAAAAAA! The licker. That's great.
even after all these years - I can picture Tom saying that as straight-faced as if someone just asked him what time it is. But now you guys are one up on us - you have a Nintendo. Our boys would be jealous for sure....
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